I have a mixed history with nut butters. As a child, the idea of eating peanut butter seemed like a punishment; all I knew were the nut butters filled with fillers and sugar that always glued my mouth together when spread inch thick onto sliced white bread. (I’m making it appear like I led some wondrous healthy childhood, I didn’t, I was a fussy little oik who only liked nuggets and chips or rice with ketchup) It’s only since I turned to veganism and the idea of nut butters began to appeal to me. Crunchy roasted almond butter anyone? YES PLEASE.
But obviously there are always scales within even the upper echelons of the nut butter world and that’s where the Almighty Foods 3 ludicrous butters come in. I say ludicrous because they are ludicrously tasty but also ludicrously expensive, I mean £7.59 for a nut butter is mental and even though its raw and organic it still feels like this is a once every few months kind of treat at that price.
Especially for you lucky people, I invested the princely sum of £22.77 in all 3 flavours so that I could let you know about each one and then maybe even pick a favourite for you.
Hazelnut Fuj
I have no doubt you have heard of Nutella. One try of this and Nutella can pack its bags and get lost. Never mind not being vegan, it doesn’t even come close to Hazelnut Fuj. It’s all thick, glossy and unctuous, akin to when you take melted chocolate off the heat and it just begins to firm up. It’s silky smooth and feels like it could almost bend the spoon it’s so thick. The taste is wonderfully rich and has a deep rounded taste from the hazelnuts. It isn’t too sweet either which means that you (or rather me) can keep going back in for more.
In terms of what to have it with, I can’t lie, I’ve only ever just eaten it straight off the spoon and that’s how you should enjoy it, shrouded in joy.
Cashew Caramello
This was the intro to Almighty Foods for me after seeing this plastered all over Instagram with people raving about it. It’s like liquid gold nectar, it’s ever so slightly thinner than the Hazelnut Fuj but no less worse off for that. It’s sweet, very sweet in fact but crucially not too sweet, cashews give it that rich creamy mouth feel that does really make it feel like a caramel.
Have this drizzled onto ice cream, nice cream or your favourite person and slip into caramel based dream state.
Raspberry Whip
There is always one. One flavour that before you try it makes you feel a little nervous. Doubts plagued my mind ‘How could raspberries work in a nut butter?’ ‘What on EARTH would you have this with?’ This is the thinnest of all the butters but the flavour suits it. Too thick and it would be cloying. It’s also perfectly balanced, not too sweet and sickly and not too sharp and tangy with the raspberry and with a mouth feel that means you can keep coming back for spoonful after spoonful.
I’d say take this intravenously but that would be a waste as you wouldn’t get to enjoy it as much as if you just had it poured directly into your mouth.
There it is. £22.77, is it worth it? Honestly yes, but don’t blend it into smoothies, don’t make energy balls with it just enjoy it as it comes. From the jar with a spoon and don’t share it; you’ll regret every morsel you give away of any of these.
And if I had to choose only one and break my heart in the process… Hazelnut Fuj.